"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -Katy Perry.
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Maybe I should just become a lesbian. I mean men are just so fucking confusing. I should just be a lipstick lesbian. Girls just get each other so much better than guys do. I mean men are just fucking stupid. Women are beautiful and they smell pretty all the time, maybe I should just date a "gay guy", you know that guy that everyone thinks is just a flamer but it turns out he loves the pussy. What are they called meterosexuals. I'm just going to date a meterosexual, like those really hot pretty boys with the make up and the straighteners and who love to go shoe shopping. I'm going to find myself a man woman who's not only really hot but smart too. I need someone smart in my life to make me smarter because Im not the brightest crayon in the tool box but I sure am the prettiest.
I love the fact that I think I'm pretty and I don't care what everyone else thinks.
I'm so pretty.
Well I can't think of anything else to yell about.
I'll update later about something big and juicy I received last night!
Be ready you'll be in for the shock of your life.
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